Who do you think you are?

you, lost in the world

This frantic man represents yourself. "What is this strange substance on these rocks," you ask yourself? Do not worry, Carlos is here, Carlos will help you. That is the secretions of the mother earth. . . . .she loves you, like I love you.


Do not be alone

Yes, most people suck, but we can love them back to happiness, and if we cannot, candy and trinkets will keep them occupied while we make a better world.

your core values

  • food is me

  • beauty is important and money is the devil

  • pornography helps no one, but the man who is working on his autobiograhpy entitled, "i like to watch."